Weauke
The Woke Water

Quenching thirst and social awareness,
one sip at a time!

Origin of the name Weauke

The French word for water is eau, which is pronounced phonetically as /o/. Coming up with a name for our product was like scoring in an open goal.

Join the Woke Wave

Ride the tide of enlightenment – join the woke wave with Weauke and dive into a sea of consciousness and joyful awareness!

Benefits for the mindset

Unlock a sea of serenity: Weauke enhances your mindset with every refreshing sip, fostering clarity, creativity, and calm.

The legend of Weauke

In a time forgotten, nestled between the folds of history and myth, there existed a mystical spring known only to a few. This spring, hidden in the lush, uncharted heart of an ancient forest, was said to be the source of the purest water on Earth. But this was no ordinary water; it was the cradle of enlightenment – the very essence of wakefulness and wisdom. It was Weauke.

Legend has it that the first to discover Weauke were the sages of old, individuals so in tune with nature that they could hear the whispers of the earth. Guided by the songs of the birds and the rustling of leaves, they found the spring and drank from its waters. As the water touched their lips, their minds were illuminated with ancient knowledge and profound understanding, their spirits awakened to the deeper truths of the universe.

The sages, aware of the power of Weauke, became guardians of the spring. They believed that such a gift was not to be taken lightly. Over centuries, the knowledge of Weauke was passed down cruelty free through generations of these wise custodians. They shared it with only those they deemed ready to receive its gift – the gift of heightened awareness and deepened empathy.

As time marched on, tales of Weauke began to spread. Explorers and adventurers, poets and philosophers, all sought the enchanted waters, yearning for the enlightenment it promised. Many searched, but few found, for the spring revealed itself only to those whose hearts were true, minds open and meals vegan.

In a twist of modern fate, a group of intrepid explorers, armed with nothing but their wits and an unquenchable thirst for discovery, stumbled upon the spring. Overwhelmed by its power yet aware of its potential, they made a bold decision. In an age where awakening and awareness were more needed than ever, they decided to bottle this mystical water and bring its gift to the world.

And so, Weauke was born anew – a bottled marvel of ancient wisdom meeting modern thirst. Each drop contained the essence of enlightenment, the spirit of understanding, and a spark of joy. Drinking Weauke didn’t just quench physical thirst; it nourished the soul and awakened the mind.

To this day, a sip of Weauke is said to be a journey in itself – a journey through history, wisdom, and an awakened life. It’s a reminder of the sages of yore, the guardians of nature’s secrets, and the pursuit of a deeper, more meaningful existence.

But remember, as the ancient guardians always said, “With great water comes great responsibility.” Drink Weauke, and awaken to the wonders within and around you.

Ingredients of Awareness

Enlightened H2O

Sourced from the mountain of mindfulness.

Drops of Empathy

Specially formulated to enhance understanding and compassion, perfect for deep conversations and meaningful connections.

Eco-friendly packaging

Because Weauke cares.

Essence of Inclusion

A rare blend harvested from the world’s most inclusive communities, every drop fosters a sense of belonging, ensuring that every sip is a step towards a more inclusive world.

Safe Space Sparkles

These microscopic sparkles are sourced from the cosiest corners of the universe. They create a bubble of comfort and safety around the drinker, offering a moment of peace and a space where thoughts and feelings can be expressed freely and without judgment.

Essence of Curiosity

Extracted from the world’s most inquisitive minds, this essence sparks a thirst for knowledge and an appetite for adventure with every gulp.

Enlightened Minds

botanical chats overheard

Global hydration index

philosophical debates sparked

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I replace my morning coffee with Weauke?

Sure, if you like your mornings filled with existential thoughts instead of caffeine jitters.

Will Weauke help me understand abstract art?

While it won’t turn you into an art critic overnight, it will definitely make you feel more… ‘artsy’.

Is Weauke gluten-free, vegan, and organic?

Absolutely! It’s also free of calories, judgement, and artificial pretences.

Can Weauke be used as a plant water?

Yes, and it’s rumoured that plants watered with Weauke grow to be the most enlightened and self-aware in the garden.

Does Weauke help in understanding quantum physics?

It might not turn you into Einstein, but it’ll definitely make the uncertainty principle feel less uncertain.

Express yourself

Got a thirst for more wisdom or just want to bubble up some thoughts? Drop us a line, and let’s make waves together!